My teacher showed us an MRI image of 2 people having sex in physics today
A person in my class was boasting today about how he got a distinction for a unit, too bad they’ve still got 10 more assignments to do from last term
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
Good luck reading by the power of osmosis.
(Source: tommyshawsboots, via elephant-smiles)
Do you think that people have to come out of the closet about being a hipster?
I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
Amino acids aren’t vitamins, they make proteins…
(via petewanks)
